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Someone said you sound like an owl

Someone said you sound like an owl

Name: Bobbee

Age: 22
City: Fultondale
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Owl go who. Car go beep beep. I warned you. I won a Gold medal! I appreciate you


The owlet mall. What do you call a wet baby owl? I want to achieve! Because of the boring people in society, we have the exciting people! He tells the judge, "I'm sorry it was endangered, but I had been lost in the woods for five days and I was starving. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave!

Someone said you sound like an owl

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans. You may think that the celebrities that lounge around lazily are the most important of people, but it is by your hard-work that they exist at all. I asked her if she was an ornithologist.

Feeling a growing pain in his stomach, he asked the bartender for the cheapest meal he could give. And remember, without the "common" there is no "rare". Who are you???

I always found Owls to be interesting But I still can't figure out why the whole country is excited about this Superb Owl. Car go beep beep. The man began to sob. I set my lunch down and leaned forward to see what the matter was.

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Hoodini Why are owls my favorite animal? Because you aren't supposed to flush moist owelettes.

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Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time. The man goes up to the table and asks, "Why jou the hell would you kill sixteen spotted owls? If I had built a name, it would have been forgotten. A urologist and a ear nose and throat doctor are golfing When one of them sees an owl asleep in a tree by the ninth hole.


I am a sacrifice. Hoot beer! Owlcatraz What do you get when cross an owl with an elephant?

Then after about 20 minutes of smoking, the lizard all high says man I really need a drink of water. It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave. At the owlet malls This joke may contain profanity.

Owlgebra Knock knock I heard from my little somelne Who's there. Me me me What do you call a nocturnal bird that preys on bulges?

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I've lived a good life. As a dude with no ass I can get down with this. What, are you? I am food.

So there's an owl and a lizard smoking weed together up in a tree. I got a new job at the owl sanctuary. If I had built a tower, it would have fallen. I think it had irritable owl syndrome.

Someone said you sound like an owl. which person said that?

Drive by hootings. Therefore, because of the existence lkie a lower caste, aka your caste, there exists an upper caste. In front of the man was laid a sickly looking sweet potato. F-owl A man is on trial for killing and eating a spotted owl.

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You, a potato, born to be devoured by men, and I, a man, born to be devoured by worms. I won a Gold medal! Why did the owl go to the gym? How long does an owl live? A moist owlette.

A man walks into a store "I'd like to buy an owl. I warned you.

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